The magic Leaflet!

A slight shower after scorching heat would make anyone feel like sip a cuppa coffee and so me and my friend ended up in a hotel where a man in his fifties walked to us barefoot and handed over a leaflet (yes,the same old bit notice) . At the first sight i thought it was some ad for a local clinic which cures aids by just popping three pills , just crushed it into a paper ball and put it in my pocket without even glancing.. as my friend was busy messaging his gal friend(s) and the waiter was not in mood to take cheap orders like coffee so was left with no choice but to read through the leaflet. It seemed to have a logo of some temple and since it was printed in a font which stood in between unreadable and readable had a tough time reading it. It started like this …Bakthargale , (devotees) and it seemed to go on like a story thenceforth..

The story goes like this.. There was a priest in a village 200 years ago and while coming out of the temple after his chores , was bitten / entrapped by a snake and then god came from the snake that was hurting him . WOW, God then explained the priest how unsatisfied he/she is with the people because no one turns up to temple/don offer feast to the poor….and then the god gave a solution to this and asks the fellow priest to print ( Did they really printed on paper 200 years ago ?? ) 1000 copies of leaflet with this story on it..It doesn’t end here.. Those who read this notice ( purposefully /accidentally ) must print another thousand copies and your wishes in life would come true , along with it was mentioned that those who fail to do so will be sabotaged.

Footnotes :

• A man named saravanan died cos he read one such thing and did not redistribute it.
  

• Someone who couldn’t print it lost 5 lakhs in business and later he distributed them to get 15 lakhs in return.

The last 2 lines consisted of names of the family members who are involved in ‘This Service’ to the society and the name of the Offset printers (with a huge logo).

Thank god the coffee came right on time to save my friend from getting abused. I just have a doubt here. Why can’t people make up better stories?? And all i wonder is this. Is this a sales pitch that the Offset printers have initiated ??? or is it the loss of the temple business that kindled  the whole theory for making the temple popular ?? what ever it is i wanted to appreciate the people involved in such a novel way of advertising a temple ( and the printers, of course) . If people wanted to do service to the community they can do some math to arrive at a fact that it will cost 50 paise per print and a thousand would cost 500 bucks which could be spent on something useful , say feed a poor for over a month ( or at least wish that guy buys himself a new pair of sandals ) . Why does all of us have to believe in shortcuts ?

N.B: Don’t ask me for the leaflet i tore it in bits n threw it away…

Detox!

I dunno if i have had Deja-Vu or it is the pace of science that amuses me. Have you ever thought of a technology or scientific invention when u were in your childhood that had become de facto later on? I have had this feeling a lot many times , for eg. i have always thought of having sensors to prevent accidents in car and today, there are parking sensors in every other car which is in the similar lines of what i had conceived. I’ve heard from many who have had such experiences. I wanted to share this after going through an article on BT (May 4th) which was about DETOXIFICATION of the liver and bladder. I have always wondered “why is that there is not a system by which u can flush away all the bad things that have gotten into your body??” and this article was totally about flushing off toxins from the system.

This idea proves to be helpful for those who travel a lot and for those who have irregular eating and sleeping habits. The therapy is a simple solution to regain the goodness of your body. This proves to be a shortcut to increase your life span and all you need to do is spend a week eating healthy + all the weird concoctions prescribed and the next week you can continue with your routine totally-junk food…wow… I wonder why i am not a scientist though i think of all this beforehand … anyway who knows, there might be a day when a tiny pill containing all the stuff you need to keep going would compensate a day’s meal..(or is there such thing invented even before i post this ).

Ants and Grasshoppers

Forwards are annoying and worthless but there are a few which are worth reading so i have posted one such here… Enjoy

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and
laying up supplies for the winter.
The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs & dances & plays the
summer away.
Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or
shelter so he dies out in the cold.

Now , look at the Modern Indian Version

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and
laying up supplies for the winter.
The Grasshopper thinks the Ant ‘ s a fool and laughs & dances & plays the
summer away.

Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands
to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others
are cold and starving.

NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next
to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

The World stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor
Grasshopper allowed suffering so?

Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant ‘ s house .

Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that
Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter.

Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticizes the Indian Government for
not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.

The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the
Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support
as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .

Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for ‘Bharat Bandh’ in West
Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.

CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in
the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and
Grasshoppers.

Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway
Trains, aptly named as the ‘ Grasshopper Rath ‘ .

Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the ‘ Prevention of Terrorism Against
Grasshoppers Act ‘ [POTAGA], with effect from the beginning of the winter.

Arjun Singh makes ‘Special Reservation ‘ for Grasshoppers in Educational
Institutions & in Government Services.

The Ant; fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left to
pay his retroactive taxes; its home is confiscated by the Government and
handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV.

Arundhati Roy calls it ‘ A Triumph of Justice ‘ .

Lalu calls it ‘Socialistic Justice ‘ .

CPM calls it the ‘ Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden ‘

Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly..

Many years later

The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar
company in Silicon Valley .

100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere
in India …

Because of losing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the Grasshoppers,
India is still a developing country!!!

In spite of being funny , this one seems to convey a very powerful message to everyone and i believe that reservations are a main cause for the slow development of the nation. The alternatives could be reservation based on economic factors or alike. Though the implementation seems to be tough one in a overly populated country like ours , it is the only way to escape from reservation preventing the growth.

P.S : I hate RESERVATIONS… At least because i haven enjoyed it . lol

Worship the creator…….

I happened to see a nice white car stickered with a something bold while i was riding and somehow it gotten into my mind so much that i thought of posting my view on it. It was “WORSHIP THE CREATOR NOT HIS CREATIONS” , I’m not an atheist or anything but i have always had this strong feeling against people who blindly follow others who supposedly call themselves god or messengers of the lord.I just wonder how a person can be the messenger of god?? is that because god has told him/her to take care of the world on his behalf ?( if so how? ) , if the person knows he’s not god and he should not be worshipped why is that he doesn’t come up and ask his DEVOTEES not to worship him and to worship the ultimate lord. If the person plans to serve the world and if thats all he wishes to do he can do it as well calling himself a devotee. This i believe is the main cause for many of us loosing faith on the Creator. So to conclude it short and crisp “Worship the creator and not his creations”.